The ballet was wonderful! You loved every minute of it but you feel as if there is something more to do on your day off! As you and your spouse are driving home, you switch on the radio and find your favorite Country Station. It comes on right in the middle of a Toby Keith song....
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do
I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
You glance at your spouse and remind him that the night is still young! With a smile, you pull into the local filling station and pop the trunk. Reaching in, you pull out some clothes you had there. Disappearing into the rest rooms, the Tux and Evening Gown are replaced by old jeans and a cowboy hat.
Alive with energy, you make a U-Turn and head straight for your favorite watering hole! You are greeted by the stark neon sign shaped in the figure of a cowboy and once inside, your boots crunch the peanut shells littering the floor. The band is loud and the people need to shout in order to be heard over the music. You grab the nearest bar maid and order a couple of beers before pulling your spouse onto the dance floor, already mobbed with people doing the Two Step.
Yee Haw! It's a night at the Country and Western bar, Y'all!
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